So he spells my last name incorrectly with an 'o,' despite the fact that we've known each other for 9 months, and almost every time we see each other during the duty day we're wearing freaking uniforms with our last names on them. Secondly, he took a DVD of mine without asking first to another city. What the hell is the point of driving somewhere when you're just going to watch DVDs anyway? And finally, he makes sure to make clear that I am entitled to ONLY ONE drink, so that I don't take too many. I open the refrigerator hoping that it's not crappy beer, but alas, it is even worse than crappy beer - it's freaking regular old soda. NO THANKS, I DON'T WANT YOUR PEPSI. And he still owes me like 4 beers and a bag of cheetos. Finally, he decides to spell "tomorrow" wrong. I swear, any jackass with money can get a bachelor's degree.
EDIT: I forgot to write that I did take his last energy drink. And it was especially delicious for being the last one.
5 comments:
ouch what a slap in the face. I'll agree that any joe can get a degree. But not everyone has the balls to turn down an education when it will not do anything for them.
Seems like he's the type of guy to take your generosity for granted and claim it as a birthright. Tpyical of a chunk of upper middle class snobs with an education but no common sense.
TAKE TWO DRINKS
By the way, I'm going to take him up on his offer of a drink later...when he only has one remaining. I'm such an asshole.
seems like any old person can pay $15,000 a year to go to college for 4 or 7 years and not graduate, just a handful of hours away.
- huanger
your bank account is 0. take the rich man's money for now and tell him he can use your toothpaste tonight but make sure you don't just have one squirt left.
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