Army girls

When we left basic training, I was disappointed but not shocked at the relative low quality of Army girls aesthetic qualities.

So I'm standing around and chatting with a buddy in the doorway of his barracks room; I'm standing in the hallway. SPC Ed passes by while I'm wondering aloud why most male soldiers are far fitter and more athletic than their civilian counterparts while it seems like so many female soldiers are far less fit and, uh, softer than their civilian counterparts to a friend of mine, and SPC Ed interrupts the conversation:

"YEAH! I know! It's so weird that the DUDES in the Army look so much better than the girls!"

Um, ok. My other friend couldn't hold in his laughter and just slammed the door in our faces to muffle his hysterical laughter.