Addressing the unspoken rumors

So the last few posts have dealt with my roommate saying some slightly unconventional things (for a straight guy, at least), and it didn't help that he has an effeminate voice and is really sensitive about his feelings and stuff like that. And some of us quietly wondered whether he was gay.

And then one day he triumpantly entered the room with a Perfect 10 magazine.

SPC Ed - "Hey look at what I got!"
Me - "Hmm? Oh, porn. Ok cool."
SPC Ed - "Do you know what this means? This proves that I'm not gay! I'm leaving it on the coffee table."

Over the next few weeks, he made sure all the guests we had knew that it was his magazine and that he was a fan of boobs. Then one Saturday while we were cleaning up he said "well, this has served its purpose" and threw it away. Well ok then.

Note: I've since come to the conclusion that he's not gay. He just talks effeminately, and I don't think he grew up around any dudes whatsoever, so he's just kinda weird like that.